QUIZ: Score 10 in this quiz to prove that you're wise

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The ultimate quiz for wise people.

1. A man who swallows a whole coconut has complete faith in his _______.

Mouth
Head
Anus
Anus Next question
"A man who swallows a whole coconut has complete faith in his anus."

2. When one’s goat gets missing, the aroma of his neighbour’s _______ becomes suspicious.

Pot
Soup
Breath
Soup Next question
“When one’s goat gets missing, the aroma of a neighbour’s soup becomes suspicious.”

3. Whoever presents his own head to break coconut will not partake in the _______ of it.

Breaking
De-shelling
Eating
Eating Next question
"Whoever presents his own head to break coconut will not partake in the eating of it."

4. The buttocks are like married couple, though there is constant friction between them, they will still love and ______ together.

Kiss
Live
Talk
Live Next question
"The buttocks are like married couple, though there is constant friction between them, they will still love and live together."

5. If a man wants to grow a long tooth, he should have the ______ to cover it

Lip
Tongue
Gum
Lip Next question
"If a man wants to grow a long tooth, he should have the lip to cover it."

6. The death of a lion cannot be announced by a ______.

Tiger
Goat
Elephant
Goat Next question
"The death of a lion cannot be announced by a goat."

7. A man who hangs around a beautiful girl without saying a word ends up fetching water for guests at her ________.

Burial
Wedding
Bridal shower
Wedding Next question

"A person who sells eggs should not start a ________ in the market"

Song
Dance
Fight
Fight Next question
"A person who sells eggs should not start a fight in the market."

"The cow in a hurry to go to America will come back as ________."

Suya
Corned Beef
Kilishi
Corned Beef Next question
"The cow in a hurry to go to America will come back as a corned beef."

No matter how red your eyes are, you can't use it to light a _______

Cigarette
Room
Face
Cigarette Next question
"No matter how red the eyes are, they can't be used to light a cigarette."
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