Mexican drug lord escapes again!

September 8, 2015 10:52 PM

El Chapo is a guy currently in possession of the relatively unmatchable brag "I escaped from maximum security prison. Twice."

Joaquín Archivaldo Guzmán Loera a.k.a. El Chapo escapes again after accident from hospital

Joaquín Archivaldo Guzmán Loera a.k.a. El Chapo's ability to escape even the most perilous of circumstances remains firmly unquestioned.

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According to multiple eyewitness accounts, El Chapo can now add another sentence to his collection.

Members of the Mexican Federal Police force are currently kicking themselves after narrowly missing the chance to apprehend the increasingly elusive fugitive, following a car accident in Macuspana, Tabasco.

Local media outlets, including the Tabasco Hoy, have reportedly confirmed that El Chapo was present during the accident and was transported to a nearby hospitalfor treatment.

As expected, local authorities were immediately made aware of El Chapo's whereabouts.

However, this generation's Pablo Escobar asked to be released and promptly exited the premises "minutes before authorities arrived."

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When questioned about El Chapo's supposedly brief medical stay, the hospital director reportedly refused to disclose the patient's information and eventually denied the entire situation including El Chapo's presence outright.