It is time to start dealing with those foolish drivers who just don't know how to park like a normal person. Get your game on buddies, it is time to deal with this illiterates.
10 Hilarious ways to deal with stupid drivers who cant stay on their lanes on Lagos roads
It is time to start dealing with those foolish drivers who just don't know how to park like a normal person.
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1. Take it personal
Add their twitter handles and facebook profile names. Let the world know what they have done
2. Give them the 'Shit Parking Award'
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And the shit parking award goes to you Mr.
3. Ruin their shiny car
That sure is a shiny looking new car you have there. It'd be a real shame for something bad to happen to it
4. Get offensive
Dear sir, Hope this letter meets you in good health.
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5. Discourage them from marriage and reproduction
How would you even train your kids, if you park like this.
6. Decorate his car
The easiest way to ensure your car doesn't get ruined when you take it out of the driveway -- DON'T PARK LIKE A TOTAL PIECE OF GARBAGE. :)
7. Praise them in a sarcastic way
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A very smart guy, who is very wise like the tortoise.
8. Feign anger
Act like you are angry and threaten to spoil his car.
9. Drop them a card
A special card just for you.
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10. Remove their tyres
Don't even dare park like this in Mushin or Oshodi or else..... You are done!
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