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Man Writes Down All His Wife’s Excuses For Not Having Sex With Him

The obviously frustrated husband created a spreadsheet of all the times his wife refused him sex and why

A lot of men complain about being denied sex by their wives and the number one excuse for this was believed to be headaches.

However, one wife has fine-tuned the art of excuse making so much that her husband had to create a document to contain them all.

The 26-year-old husband made a spreadsheet document containing all the reasons his wife had given for denying him sex over the space of a month.

The sex-starved husband then mailed it to his wife telling her that he wouldn’t miss her even though she would be away for 10 days.

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The shocked wife posted the document to Reddit but it has since been deleted. How many of you wives are guilty of this?

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