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Wedding Promises Captivating vows every groom should make to his future wife

Every man should promise his future wife the world or at least promise to do at least some of this.

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Every man should at least make a vow to commit to these 24 things and more:

I will never leave an empty toilet paper roll in the bathroom (or hang a fresh roll upside down like a monster).

  1. I will try to solve your problems instead of just listening and saying, "that sucks."

  2. I will handle or (delegate handling) any pest problems. (like killing that rat the wont just go away)

  3. I will only say sh*tty things about your family when they do sh*tty things to you.

  4. I won't steal your thunder and will always be your biggest cheerleader.

  5. I will eat anything you cook... unless it's genuinely gross because life is just too short.

  6. I will respond incredibly well to the words "please" and "thank you."

  7. I won't get embarrassingly drunk at any event that's important to you.

  8. I will surprise you with my depth of knowledge about completely unimportant topics regularly.

  9. I will bring home flowers for no reason, and no, I'm not feeling guilty about anything.

  10. I will not share all my passwords with you, nor will I ask for yours.

  11. I will sing the wrong words to songs... loudly.

  12. I will continue to despise reality TV, unless I marry a reality TV star.

  13. I will take athletic endeavors too seriously.

  14. I will make jokes at inappropriate times; you will generally laugh.

  15. I will refer to myself as a hero, not always ironically.

  16. I will lavish you with compliments, mostly sincerely.

  17. I will consult with you for most purchases over 10,000 naira unless it's a gift for you, or we're just NASTY rich.

  18. I will cuddle you until I absolutely just need to sleep.

  19. I will not shoplift. This is probably not an issue, but I'm an 8th Commandment guy.

  20. I will not let disagreements with you color my opinion of you as a person.

  21. I will not go vegan.

  22. I will not start a band or visit a club without your permission.

  23. I will help any of your friends move (provided they're not complete jerks).

  24. I will not (completely) let myself go.

I know, you don't have to say it: I'll be a hero husband and all of your friends will be hella-jealous of how much I spoil you.

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