Every man should promise his future wife the world or at least promise to do at least some of this.
Every man should at least make a vow to commit to these 24 things and more:
I will never leave an empty toilet paper roll in the bathroom (or hang a fresh roll upside down like a monster).
I will try to solve your problems instead of just listening and saying, "that sucks."
I will handle or (delegate handling) any pest problems. (like killing that rat the wont just go away)
I will only say sh*tty things about your family when they do sh*tty things to you.
I won't steal your thunder and will always be your biggest cheerleader.
I will eat anything you cook... unless it's genuinely gross because life is just too short.
I will respond incredibly well to the words "please" and "thank you."
I won't get embarrassingly drunk at any event that's important to you.
I will surprise you with my depth of knowledge about completely unimportant topics regularly.
I will bring home flowers for no reason, and no, I'm not feeling guilty about anything.
I will not share all my passwords with you, nor will I ask for yours.
I will sing the wrong words to songs... loudly.
I will continue to despise reality TV, unless I marry a reality TV star.
I will take athletic endeavors too seriously.
I will make jokes at inappropriate times; you will generally laugh.
I will refer to myself as a hero, not always ironically.
I will lavish you with compliments, mostly sincerely.
I will consult with you for most purchases over 10,000 naira unless it's a gift for you, or we're just NASTY rich.
I will cuddle you until I absolutely just need to sleep.
I will not shoplift. This is probably not an issue, but I'm an 8th Commandment guy.
I will not let disagreements with you color my opinion of you as a person.
I will not go vegan.
I will not start a band or visit a club without your permission.
I will help any of your friends move (provided they're not complete jerks).
I will not (completely) let myself go.
I know, you don't have to say it: I'll be a hero husband and all of your friends will be hella-jealous of how much I spoil you.