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QUIZ: Take this sexy test and we will guess your body count

Ayoola Adetayo

June 9, 2022 6:25 PM

We'll know if you belong to nobody or everybody.

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Do you know who Barney Stinson is?

Yes.

Nope.

Heard of him but don't know who he is

Am I a joke to you?

Dem dey use hin name collect money for bank?

Refuse to answer this

What have your partners said about your sex game?

On point

Average

Excellent!

Shitty.

Never had sex.

What do you think of your own sex skills?

100%

88%

66%

44%

22%

Below 20%

When was the first time you had sex?

Before my 18th birthday

18-21

22-24

25-27

28-29

30+

Pick a relationship status?

Married

In a relationship

It's complicated

In a situationship

Engaged

Single pringle

Which is the greatest sex postion ever?

Missionary

Doggy

Cowgirl

Reverse cowgirl

Others. Click here.

I'm a virgin o, abeg.

And which of these is your fave sex position?

I prefer to not say.

Virgin, please.

Reverse cowgirl

Missionary

Doggy

None of the above

Do you consider this more intimate than sex?

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Yes!!!

Hell no!

Depends on my mood.

I don't know jor

Virgins click here.

Which of these erotic fruit images is most relatable?

Photo: Flickr

Photo: Pinterest

Photo: Dreamstime

Photo: Pinterest

Pick a colour

Photo: Britannia Rose

Teal

Photo: DesignPexels

White

Photo: Shop WL

Magenta

Photo: Chelsea artisans

Yellow

Photo: Home pages

Red

Photo: One Stop Aerosols

Turquoise

Your score: 0

Heeeey. Look, a virgin! We hear there's only about 6 of you left in the country. You're in an exclusive league of humans. If you ever want to feel bad about not getting laid, think of that.

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Your score: 1-10

Nice and tidy. Although we suspect you are yet to hit your hoe phase. You'll get there soon enough. Keep warming up.

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Your score: Between 11 and 30

Some will say you already belong to the streets but naah, not us. We think you're just experimenting and it's OK. No judgement here. Stay happy and shey jeje.

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Your score: Between 31 and 50

Is there any neighbour of yours you've not shagged? Any state in Nigeria you've not covered? We bet you've even made a clean sweep of all the geo-political zones in Naija. Baddest!

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Your score: Between 51 and 100

You're known in your area and you're known overseas. And even for Asia, na your name dem dey scream: Okogbolor, you are too bad!

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Your score: 100+

You're always ready. Always in the mood. Everywhere , anywhere, whenever, wherever. And it does not even look like you are ready to slow down. These streets will never forget you King/Queen. Never ever.

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