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Why Usain Bolt is not one of us

Usain Bolt is not human.

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Usain Bolt is not human.

Or how else do we explain the fact that he won Sunday’s 100 metres final in just 9.81 seconds.

9.81 freaking seconds!

He is now the first person to claim gold in the Olympics for the third consecutive time.

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Is he even human?

I agree with his mom though, it is time for him to get married.

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