Police responded to multiple calls reporting a violent domestic dispute in Sydney’s north last weekend, only to discover a single man with a can of insecticide in hand, screaming at a Spider.
Police rushed to a crime scene only to discover a man screaming at a Spider
Police responded to multiple calls reporting a violent domestic dispute in Sydney’s north last weekend, only to discover a single man screaming at a Spider.
At around 2am on Saturday morning, calls of a woman and man yelling and screaming hysterically had police rushing to an apartment block only to discover that the screaming had come from a man who was attempting to kill a particularly massive spider. BuzzFeed reported.
The Harbourside Local Area Command Facebook posted a transcript of the complete interaction, and it’s so funny.
Police: “Where’s your wife?”
Male: “Umm I don’t have one.”
Police: “Where your girlfriend?”
Male: “Umm I don’t have one.”
Police: “We had a report of a domestic and a women screaming, where is she?”
Male: “I don’t know what you’re talking about, I live alone.”
Police: “Come on mate people clearly heard you yelling you were going to kill her and furniture getting thrown around the unit.”
At this point the male became very sheepish.
Police: “Come on mate, what have you done to her.”
Male: “It was a spider.”
Police “Sorry??”
Male: “It was a spider, a really big one!!”
Police: “What about the women screaming?”
Male: “Yeah sorry that was me, I really really hate spiders.”
The interaction has since gone viral with some social media users empathising with the man, after all Spiders are dangerous.
A Facebook user said: "It's Australia. They have huge spiders that want to destroy all life on Earth. Any sane person would scream in that situation (and flee Australia)."
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