10 Hilarious reasons why Africans should never visit China

Here is why Africans should avoid China.

10 Hilarious reasons why Africans should never visit China

1. They celebrate fertility festivals where people carry around giant pink penises

2. They cut their hair like this

3. They love coke too much, they made a cap for it.

4. They have competitions where sumo wrestlers make babies cry.

5. Mannequins look like ogbanje

6. Drunk men sleep on the road

7. Because they are so short, their hotel rooms look like this

8. This is how they do a Spa treatment

9. Women use insects to beautify their hair

10. This is the kind of pillow they sell


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