Gamer maker's new console has a bizarrely named controller — here's why

That name comes from the Switch's gimmick: You can switch from playing it at home to playing it on-the-go by simply removing it from its dock and attaching a pair of controllers.

Nintendo's applied a similarly smart, logical naming convention across much of the Switch.

There's the Nintendo Switch Dock, where you dock the Switch when you want to play games at home:

There's the Nintendo Switch Grip, which is the device that turns the Switch's unique gamepads into a traditional-ish gamepad:

There's the Nintendo Switch Pro Controller, which is a pretty standard gamepad — of note, it doesn't come with the Switch:

And then there's the main control method. It's not quite a gamepad; it's not even a single gamepad, but two.

And they've got a ridiculous name. There's no way to say that more politely. These are the Nintendo Switch "Joy-Con":

Which ... what?

They come in the neon blue/red colors seen above, as well as in standard gray. Here's a ridiculously thorough look at the Joy-Con:

They can be used wirelessly, or attached to the Grip, or attached to the Switch itself.

Here's how that looks:

You can even turn them sideways and flip out the Switch's kickstand, thus enabling two people to play at once. It turns the Switch into a portable multiplayer game console, which is pretty rad!

Here I am doing exactly that with a colleague from Polygon during Nintendo's Switch event on January 13:

But we're here to talk about that name. What in the world is a "Joy-Con"? Is that some type of convention for happy people? A joyous convict? Maybe it's intended to describe a happy scheme?

The answer is staring you in the face. The "word" is actually a portmanteau of two of gaming's most prominent words:

Indeed, the joystick and the controller. Get it?

Those of you who didn't grow up with joysticks may be puzzling over the name — as someone who was born in 1984, I can personally assure you that joysticks used to be far more common. The term even became the name of a popular gaming website ("Joystiq"). Joysticks were the control standard in gaming for years, and their influence on modern gamepads is obvious.

Ever wondered where the concept of thumbsticks comes from? It's from the joystick, albeit shrunken down and duplicated for more complex control input.

Anyway! The next time you're at a dinner party, searching your bran for enticing cocktail chatter, look no further than the ridiculous and silly story of the "Joy-Con" gamepad. It's sure to be a more exciting tale than whatever you're about to say about the weather.

Gamer maker's new console has a bizarrely named controller — here's why

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