The Dirt That Goes On in Men’s Chat Room

WOMEN: It’s the overwhelming thing that occupies a get-together moment for the guys. Topics on the opposite sex are always juicy. Who’s dating who; who’s banging who; who’s dumped who; who’s the girl next door; how and when is she going to like him.. Guys love talking about women no matter the wahala that usually comes with it.

SEX: Aaaahhhhh! Now you are talking! Sex is the next enticing topic for the men because they almost find it easier to talk about the details than women do. They find it amusing and then take it as something to boost their egos, especially when someone did it in a way the others had never done before. At this point, they know a lot about female hygiene and bedroom advice to share among themselves.

MONEY: It’s obvious that men can’t sit in front of a bottle of…em…em...anything without this matter on their minds and lips. How to make money, what to do with it and well, whom to spend it with. Oh yes! They discuss names like Bill Gates, Warren Buffet, Aliko Dangote, Carlos Slim Helu, etc. Without money, men can’t do anything!

SPORTS: When you’re around men a lot, you get to be fully informed about the various football clubs/national football teams, tennis players, golf money makers, latest video games, personal exercise routines or who is winning in the next F1 game. Geez! You might get angry, bored or simply join the talk, but there’s no getting away from it.

POLITICS: This topic has recently surpassed men’s talk on family matters. Even the younger men have something to say about the current political situation which affects the economic strength of the country hence affecting their money-making dreams. Men always want to know the extent to which absolute power corrupts absolutely.

If you’ve got other issues to talk in the men’s chat room, feel free to drop something!