We apologize in advance.
It will either fulfill all the fantasies you've had about the award-winning series, or completely alter your appreciation of it forever.
Still, it does seem to be a fitting complement to Game of Thrones, which is known for its explicit, and often controversial sex scenes.
"You know nothing until you have experienced orgasmic sensations with this dildo sword," reads the product description. It is selling for $110, and boasts a hilt that "allows for maximum penetration and pleasure."
The site also offers a plethora of other merchandise inspired by geeky franchises like Spiderman, Pokémon, Sailor Moon, and Star Wars. It should be fairly obvious how a lightsaber translates in this context.
Unfortunately, demand for this particular item appears to be high, as it is currently out of stock.
However, there are other dildo swords available on the site, if you're interested. Or, if you're in the market for a different toy altogether, check out our list of the 30 best sex toys for men.