It’s not his attire that has people freaking out, though. It’s what that polo allowed him to show off.
The 53-year-old tech entrepreneur has some serious guns now. Dude looks like he’s in crazy good shape, and along with his shaved head and stylish sunglasses, he looks like a total badass.
Of course, the always-savvy Internet took notice and quickly turned Bezos into a meme. Some compared his current look with that of the past:
Former and current Jeff Bezos is literally the 'you vs. the guy she told you not to worry about' meme. pic.twitter.com/NNA2LlFxy8
— Yoni Mernick (@OriginalYoni) July 14, 2017
"I sell books." versus "I sell whatever the fuck I want." $AMZN pic.twitter.com/j0TTnE7wFc
— Kyle (@dissruption) July 14, 2017
Others went weirder and photoshopped the tech giant to somehow look like even more of a boss, putting him in front of a huge or explosion or alongside Vin Diesel and former Men’s Health cover star The Rock:
Here you go. pic.twitter.com/A7QMSyfxnH
— Jesse Lansner (@Jesselansner) July 14, 2017
good god, that's jeff bezos' music! pic.twitter.com/0cpsaNxEeW
— Alazar (@zarzarbinkss) July 14, 2017
Happy to see Jeff Bezos has taken his rightful place among America's favorite bald daddies pic.twitter.com/kVx6moYCH0
— Avery Hartmans (@averyhartmans) July 14, 2017
And of course, some people just came through with the jokes, comparing him to actor J.K. Simmons and the Hitman video game franchise
jeff bezos doesnt get enough credit for his performance in whiplash pic.twitter.com/k9wZK8VDro
— Derek Thompson (@DKThomp) July 14, 2017
i hope swole jeff bezos starts a trend of jacked tech ceos pic.twitter.com/00rxa85jaZ
— (@MikeIsaac) July 14, 2017
Fun fact: The back of Jeff Bezos' head has never been photographed because then you'd see the barcode pic.twitter.com/c3k1grMq1T
— Mazel Tov Cocktail (@AdamSerwer) July 14, 2017
The memes weren’t all that helped Bezos win the weekend. He also won the first Buzz Aldrin Space Innovation Award and received the honor from the astronaut himself. Perhaps Bezos will become an intergalactic space hero with all that muscle (and money).