Why I am always tired

For a couple of months now, I have been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough sunshine, too much pressure from school, work and lecturers, sleeping late, deadlines or anything else I could think of. But now I found out the real reason:

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I am tired because I am overworked. Here is why: The population of this country is 150 million 17 million are retired, that leaves 133 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work. Of this there are 29 million employed, by the federal government, leaving 19 million to do the work. 2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with catching militants in the Niger delta and chasing boko haramists, which leaves 16.2 million to do the work. Take from that 14.8 million people who work for the state and local governments and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work. At any given time, there are 188,000 people in hospitals, leaving 1,212,000 to do the work. Now there are 1,211,998 people in prisons, police detention and probably kidnapped by Boko Haram/money making ritualists.That leaves just two people to do the work, YOU AND ME. And there you are sitting at your computer/mobile phone reading jokes and snapchatting. NICE, VERY very NICE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .