10 honest tweets from single people who are not interested in mingling

1. Every time when a break up happens:

2. When you have a 'find me a boyfriend' default email:

3. And Flavour newly released selfie:

4. Sad and pathetic all day everyday:

5. Every couple engaging in public display of affection should be prosecuted:

6. Single and happy:

7. Couples are always unhappy:

8. This single life is too fun:

9. More food for yourself:

10. Yaaasss!

But still:

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