10 funny reasons why oyinbo people would never have Lassa fever

1. They buy pet for their rats

2. They make cute dresses for rats

3. They cuddle rats

4. They love rats

5. They give them correct food and good accommodation

6. Oyinbo Cat love Rats

7. They made a relationship between cat and rat possible

8. They give rats spa treatment

9. They give rats crown

10. And you think after all these love and affection, Rats would give oyinbo's Lassa fever? Never!

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