Mr. Kasali- To Whom It May Concern «Genevieve Is Mine!!!»

14:27 - 28 October 2013

My fine and sensible Nigerian people I hope you are chilling chilling! yeah? like my guys will say, because I just returned from If you doesn't know what it means, then you are razz mehn! yeah? So you feel me yeah? Anyway my grammar haff change if you dig aii!

Now let's talk about warapun in Naija when I haff be chilling in the ok!

Imagine rubbish ehn! small pikin like Muna telling the 'Grandaddy' of Rap in Nigeria to , doesnt she know Mode9 has been rapping since Nigeria gained independence? And the organizers of the event did not ask her to «Kneel down, hands up and close her eyes» Ok! I Mr. kasali orders that Muna be given 5 strokes of the cane by a fellow rapper Sasha!

While this our Music «Father Abraham» was performing the song «Dance In The Rain» there was a shower running live on stage with lightly clothed girls dacing under the shower; all wet with their attacks and defence all glaring! at some point I had to leave the place because I am a Christain and the Good Book says «Flee from all appearance of evil» so my people I fled o! (back stage where I could minister unto them) *winks* lol!

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Now I saw the post but they were confused and I have decided to help them ask the question. Between Dencia, Goldie and Denrele who is the craziest? Crazy as in mad! Just in case you don't understand the meaning! Oya you sef look at them now! #Ifyouthinktheyarefineudondeymadtbedato

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Na wa o, Peter had sex at 14, Paul at 15! wonders shall never end. I can't help but imagine how experienced these guys are right now. Paul admitted to using a condom back then. I think they should school 2face and others on 'sexual ethics and conduct!'#Ihafftalkmyown

Funke Akindele In Ghetto Wedding!

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So I heard is getting married. I can't help but imagine such a wedding if she was to go by the character «Omo Ghetto». Alomo will replace champagne and Red wine, ogidika will replace Hennessy. Venue will be «abe brigde arena» MC will be 'egbon mi!' ehn! iyala ya anybody!!! lmao!

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who would have thought you could attend a Fuji King's (K1) party and not leave the venue drunk? Well it happened and there was no hint. Wasiu Ayinde Marshal celebrated his birthday without a single drop of alcohol, and funny thing is that there was no prior notice. The guests had gathered at his residence before the shocker hit them. Apparently the Fuji King had quit drinking due to serious health complications and advised everyone present to do the same. However if juice and water could cause ill health some people went home sick! lol!

Timaya Wants A God-Fearing Girl!!!

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Public Service Announcement: Listen up all you single, can cook, can pamper, can submit and above all 'God-fearing ladies', Timaya the Egberi Papa 1 of Bayelsa needs your kind for a wife. So please forward your resume to me and include a short note stating how you know you are 'God-fearing!'

This is coming from someone who beat up his girlfriend in the church. I lie?

To Whom It May Concern: Genevieve Nnaji is mine!!!

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Why are all these married men after my future bride? I have been saving my money and working hard just so we can have a fairytale wedding like the quick one 2face had with Annie in court. *wink* Now I hear she had moved from Nigerians, to Ghanannians now Americans!

Oya take a look at some pictures you people sent me o!