“Lagos Girls Don't Want To Chop Your Money” (2)

If you follow my story on a weekly basis, then you'll concur when I claim thatlast week's article on the above title really tested our patience. I got calls from many guys and grown men screaming into my ears in not so 'Ajebutter' manner. They called me an idiot, a liar, a goat, a spoilt brat, and finally, one looked me in the eye and called me 'The Antichrist'. End time things!

But thanks to all the Lagos girls for their love and support. For some reason, the ladies loved it, and began to show me love. One even gave me an offer of a relationship, which I graciously declined. But that was after I discovered that she had 2 kids from separate fathers, and had no job. God forbid my enemies to see me in their pit.

This week, I'll give you all the concluding part, and tell you why Lagos girls really do not look for the money.

I believe wealth is a relative term, subject to individual meaning and interpretation. Success is best described in a number of ways that do not in any way become the same for different people. So let's clarify this.

By the Nigerian societal standards, I won't be called a rich man. Even though I live in my independent personal space, have over 5 close personal relationships, a fairly decent job, and a family who love me to nuts, but in Nigerian terms, I will never be called a 'rich' man.

But I still get girls, perhaps way more than my fair share of women, and I am not rich. Neither do they 'chop' my money. Maybe because I have a specific way of dealing with women, or they just love me to pieces, and never ask for money, but when I look closely, it's just my way of dealing with women that makes me a candidate for love, and not a tool for practical parasitology.

So for all the good old angry, frustrated men of Lagos state and beyond that think that not spending money on women makes me the Antichrist, I am going to share some of my secrets on how I achieve so many women, but never have to spend all my salary on them.

This is the first mistake many Lagos dudes make. Just because she's pretty, wears nice clothes, smells like a Parisian Garden, and laughs hard at all your dry jokes does not mean you should collect her number.

The economy is hard. Many girls are broke these days, and since firms are not looking to employ half-baked graduates, and parents are not ready to feed their adult babies, the girls need to survive. They need to come up with a hustle, that feeds and clothes them all.

You Are That Hustle!

If you fall into a relationship with a broke girl, you automatically become her job. Your small salary becomes 'our' salary, and your life become linked to her. She will be eager to please, give you the best sex ever, but your life begins to go downhill. Avoid these types.

This sends the wrong message, even to a decent lady. Sell yourself first as a sincere individual, not as Santa Claus or the Senator's last born. She'll appreciate that. Never pay her fare, or offer to buy her stuff. You might argue that doing so will make her know that you are a 'giver', you're not stingy, and you can share. But those aren't the first things she should be thinking about you. How about thoughts like, 'He's such a funny guy', or he's so chaming and sexy, or he's cute when he laughs.'.

I'll take those ones any day, over 'He's so awesome when he opens his wallet'.

...except if it's a flashy job, like mine that is interesting, and makes you meet lots of interesting people who will be of interest to the girl. If you have to talk about it, make it funny and interesting, not rich and important. If you are important, she'll notice anyway. Don't make it who you are. Sell yourself, not your source of livelihood.

Finally, if you do everything above, and your girlfriend still wants to only chop your money, then take her for deliverance, or leave. If that behaviour repeats with another woman, then accept your faith. The lord is grooming you to be an Aristo Baba.

Ask your pastor. See you next Tuesday. Peace & good hustle.