If people acted like internet commenters in real life

As a writer for an online media outlet, I have a particular fear and hatred of Internet commenters, especially the anonymous variety. Why? Because regardless of what I write, someone, somewhere, will vomit grammatically-incorrect vitriol all over my article. When that inevitably happens, I always wonder: What if people acted like Internet commenters in real life?

Here's what it would look like if those commenters took to the streets and started behaving that way around other people.

I know you trolls would still leave outrageous comments on this article, and of course you are welcome.

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