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"I married a new wife, let the competition begin!"
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Papa married a new wife

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We welcomed her

Strained smiles

Inner frowns

We scurried to our mothers

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Questions danced in our eyes

They understood the dance

Their bodies vibrated to anger's beats

They could have spat fire like Sango

Instead they patted our heads and said calmly

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"Do as you are told."

And before we could dig more

They dismissed us.

We heard whispers;

'Our husband is the perfect example of one that goes to the market without eyes.'

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Cooed Number 3

'Look at the thing he brought home! She looks like a maid!'

Smirked Number 4

With folded arms, Number 2 cackled

'Whatever sweet seeds have been sowed in her cocoyam leaf ears would turn sour by the time we finish with her.'

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With twisted mouth

Number 1 let out a long hiss

We watched rage and envy unpack

Papa married a new wife

Let the drama begin!

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**

My friends bought new houses

I did too

I think one of them married another wife

I can’t remember but it doesn't matter

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I needed something new

A new face

A new mortar for my agile pestle

So I got a new wife

My grandfather,

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Bless his soul

Had twenty

My father

Ten

So what is five compared to that?

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They'll have to bond

Whether they like it or not

Their anger?

That can be ignored

As the head of this house,

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They have to love what I love

Or do they expect me to return her?

Impossible!

My excuse for a new one?

I told you earlier I wanted something new

Or maybe because

1 to 4 slacked in their duties

The presence of 5 would ruffle their feathers

The hustle will begin

Just to please me

And be on my good side

I married a new wife

Let the competition begin!

Muhsinat Kamardeen is a Nigerian who lives in London. She studied Politics and International Relations at Kingston University, London. In her spare time she blogs, reads and writes stories. Follow her on Instagram @holarmee_Twitter: @Mide_Kamar and read her poems and short stories on withlovefromola.com

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