10 Interesting lines Nigerian men can use to woo girls

15:02 - 09 September 2015

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Here is a list of funny things to say to a girl, we hope you’ll find them informative and interesting

The easiest way to a woman’s heart is to be able to make her laugh, of course you don’t need to be a comedian to do this, you just need to know the right thing to say at the right time and you will get her laughing out loud.

Most guys find it very difficult to approach a girl and harder to say what they have in mind, but with a little comic relief it gives you a good platform and confidence to pour out your heart to her.

1. “I sure hope lady that you know CPR, cos you are taking my breath away!”

2. “I’m addicted to ‘Yes’, and I’m allergic to ‘No’. So what’s it gonna be?”

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3. “Hi, I am Marv. My full name is Marvelous. You must be Beautiful!”

4. Say sympathetically, “Girl, will you stop getting any hotter? You are killing the poor thermometer!”

5. Say in a hushed tone, “If you turn me down, then I am gonna tell EFCC that you are smoking hot and the real cause of all that stealing.”

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6. “If you were a phone of Apple, then you would be called iGorgeous!”

7. “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I pass by you again?”

8. "Do you have a Band Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.”

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9. “You must go and see a doctor lady! (Girl – why?) You have ‘BEAUTY’ all over your face!”

10. "I lost my phone number. Can I just have yours?"

And if you are not sure what to say just wiggle your way out by saying "You’re so stunning that I just forgot my pick up line."