10 horrific things you should never, ever say to a book lover
1. "The movie was way better than the book."
What does that even mean?
2. "You bought another book?"
Yes! I buy 100 books a day, what is your concern?
3. "I never have time to read. It must be nice to have so much free time!"
Stop hating, there is really no time. I create the fucking time!
4. "Stop buying books. You have enough already."
Until i have 100 thousand books, I would never rest.
5. "I lost that book you loaned me."
Just die. Die.
6. "How can you read this? There's no pictures!"
Duh! This is the real thing.
7. "I hate to interrupt you while you're reading, but…."
If the world is not coming to an end and there is no alien invasion please do NOT disturb my reading.
8. "Why do you smell books before you buy them"
Because I judge a book by its smell.
9. "Why do you handle your books like your baby"
Because it is too precious.
10. "It's just a book."
No! It is life, water, air, basically everything!