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'Better Call Saul' in Real Life: The Million-Dollar 'Abogados' Business Flooding Miami's Roads

Chronicles from a journalist covering the 2026 World Cup
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MIAMI — Driving the legendary Route 66 — or, in our current case, the endless interstates (especially the I-95) connecting Miami to Palm Beach — one is swallowed by an urban landscape that seems to have sprung directly from a Hollywood script.

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Forget the ads for hamburgers or the latest Ford model. Here, the king of the American asphalt wears a suit and tie, promising financial paradise after misfortune. Welcome to the festival of lawyer billboards, the real, mass-marketed, and steroid-fueled version of Better Call Saul.

For anyone who grew up watching the antics of Saul Goodman, the charismatic and bumbling lawyer from the cult series who resorted to the most bizarre methods to attract clients, the scene in Florida is not fiction: it's a multi-million dollar business.

Every mile, gigantic panels compete for drivers' attention with aggressive slogans. "Been in an accident? Call now!", "No win, no fee!", or "Guilty? We'll fix it."

In the Miami and Palm Beach areas, the phenomenon takes on a unique flavor. Given the immense density of the Latin American community, English gives way to Spanish. The highlight of the last few miles is a hilarious billboard: a lawyer with a piercing gaze, sporting a colossal cowboy hat, right above the word "ABOGADOS" written in capital letters. It's guerrilla marketing at its finest, winking at the Hispanic electorate.

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In this legal jungle, the goldmine is car accidents. If there's a fender bender, there's an insurance policy to squeeze. Right after that come incidents in commercial areas — the typical slip on a wet supermarket floor that, in the U.S., instantly turns into a negligence lawsuit and hefty compensation.

The atmosphere in Palm Beach remains absolutely discreet at the National Team's headquarters, but just crossing the resort barrier plunges you into this purely capitalist ecosystem. Where the average citizen sees a tragedy or an unfortunate road incident, these modern Sauls Goodmans, with their gleaming white teeth and triumphant poses, see the opportunity of a lifetime. If this trend catches on in Portugal, the IC19 will never be the same.

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