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SA Minister to introduce BSc in Witchcraft into education system

The education minister in South Africa has proposed running a BSc course in Witchcraft in the universities across the country.

A South African witch (illustration)

Nzimande made this known while speaking to representatives from student unions around the country, announcing the move and urging future university applicants to consider taking Witchcraft as a course of study.

“There is a lot like how they fly in that winnowing basket. Imagine if we learn that skill; it will eradicate traffic jams and everyone will just get in their basket and fly. It also means we will not be importing fuel anymore.”

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The Minister further invited renowned witches to make an appointment with his office so they can have their skills tested and those outstanding would then be hired as lecturers.

He also invited witches from across the continent to take advantage of the new course, promising them permanent residents’ permits.

A male wizard in South Africa

Photo Credit: Witches and Wizards.com

“I spoke to the Minister of Home Affairs, , and he agreed to issue witches from outside South Africa with permanent residence permits.

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I heard Malawi and Zimbabwe have an impressive collection of witches. We are hoping they will heed the call.”

Applications for the course, according to Nzimande, will be closing on September 30, 2016, at midnight, after which an appointed panel will conduct interviews, with an opening for 109 witches for the takeoff.

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