If these 20 actors lived in your neighbourhood, this is what it would look like

1. Pete Edochie: He is the daddy. He is the daddy to the daddyless on the street. The grandfather to the grandfatherless.

2. Patience Ozokwor: the mum that would make you break-up with the Love of your life, and make you marry a millionaire by force.

3. John "Mr Ibu" Okafor: This one is the neighbourhood idiot.

4. Kanayo O. Kanayo: Remember when your mummy said you shouldn't collect sweet from strangers so that you won't turn to yam? She was talking about Kanayo O. Kanayo.

5. Chiwetalu Agu: He's the man that everybody knows killed his brother's family to inherit the house.

6. Odunlade Adekola: This one just spends his days shouting about and being dramatic.

7.Francis Odega: He was your father's driver, then one day he won lotto and started forming big boy.

8.Funke "Jenifa" Akindele: This one will tell everybody that she was born in Paris, but somehow, she still speaks with conc Ibadan accent. Complete with the H factor.

9.Aki and Paw Paw: Neighbourhood terror. Period.

10.Hanks Anuku: He's always at the barbing salon, begging for money and telling people stories about when he was in America.

11.Mike Ezuruonye: Everybody suspects he's a cultist, but nobody has evidence.

12.Jim Iyke: His sister in the US sends him dollars every month, so he spends it on buying big speakers to disturb and impregnate all the girls in the area.

13.OC Ukeje: His mum thinks he's a good boy, but he spends all his free time with Hanks Anuku and the full bad gang.

14.Charles "Igwe Tupac" Okafor: This one did Yahoo Yahoo, but somehow, as he was receiving dollars, he was also receiving American accent.

15.Imeh "Okoh" Bishop: When he was leaving Calabar, they told him they were taking him to America, but the brought him to Lagos to do houseboy.

16.Amaechi Mounagor: He spends his days playing draft with his friends, or his bottle of Schnapps, or both.

17.Richard Mofe Damijo: He's hardly around, always travelling and forming fresh.

Every time he comes back from the Abroad, all the aunties will gather outside and be like,

18.Rita Dominic: She's that Aunty that's so hot, but you know that no matter what, she can only be the love of your life.

19.Tonto Dike: She is that girl everyone thought had destroyed her womb, but she was the first among all the girls to marry and have a child.

20. Mercy Johnson: She is that one that went from extreme bad girl to amazing mum. Some girls on the street are wondering why their market is still not selling like her own.