8-yr-old boy writes fantastic book on farts

17:06 - 25 April 2016

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8-yr-old boy writes fantastic book on Farts

This 8-year-old boy has successfully written and self-published a novel, entitled ‘The Fart That Killed Everyone’.

The imaginitively named, long-awaited sequel ‘The Fart That Killed Everyone 2’ was released soon afterwards.

We assume the two gripping thrillers, which were photographed and posted on Imgur, are the first in a trilogy.

Not only does this kid have a nuanced understanding of what the literary market wants, he also has the makings of a trilogy that could easily translate into a few blockbusters. I’d be shocked if the film rights to these manuscripts haven’t already been snatched up by 21st Century Fox.

Literary critics say the books are ushering in a new era in publishing.

Readers are now eagerly awaiting the third installment.

Still, we have a few questions before the inevitable book club discussion. Is the fart sentient? Does it have a name? If the first great fart killed everyone, how is there a sequel?

Well, we still can't wait for this book to be the next 'Game of Thrones'

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