Here is how you can make fast money in this recession

We understand that the country is not faring well at the moment. And Nigerians are suffering and not smiling in this recession period.

While we have given up on the change Buhari promised us, it is time to make money for ourselves.

Because we are really nice people with the love for common man in our hearts, we have decided to give you tips on how to make fast money in Nigeria.

1. Allow Dangote to splash water on you:

Add a little bit of drama and you will be fine.

2. Get you a bae that can buy you a Gwagon:

Not shawarma, G-wagon.

Do you have more? Then share it with us.

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