10 answers to the question 'what happened to Messi?'

1. He did not give the elders schnapps.

2. He did not give her money for soup.

3. His distant ancestors called him three times.

4. He probably has a crazy ex girlfriend.

5. He ate Ghanaian jollof

6. He did not hear Wizkid's part in Drake's new single 'one dance.'

7. He is scared the Panamanian firm will mention his name.

8. He did not bribe Emmanuella and she showed him her real face

9. He watched Batman vs Superman

10. He saw Zidane's trouser split.

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