First you need to master two words 'yea' and 'nay,' then ask you village people to vote for you.

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For these 10 reasons below, you should consider being a senator.

1. You will be paid to do nothing. Thats something right?

2. It is almost normal to be ‘dagboru’ (Yoruba meaning of trouble maker/fighter)

3. All your seen and unseen workers are covered.

4. You get paid your pension too.

5. Wardrobe allowance sure!!!

6. You get housing allowance, but you can also choose to sleep in the chambers.

7. You will work 2 days on and 2 months off.

8. You can come on social media and say ‘Me I am not there oo’

9. You will ride like a boss.

10. All your village people will finally respect you.