You are rushing to work from the bus-stop but its not because youre trying to be a good employee.

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It is because shit is catching you.

You rush in and when someone greets you, youre like.

Your boss calls you to one corner and starts telling you story about the previous day, but deep down youre just like

When he finishes, you just rush into the toilet and immediately you pull your trousers and drop the shit like

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And your face will just be like

You realise that you have nothing to do, so you just sit there and think about your life

When you see that youve finished, you clean up, and dress up properly

You try flushing. No water. You open the tank, no water still.

Then you hear someone knocking on the door. The person talks, and you hear the voice of your office crush.

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You just stay quiet so that your market will not spoil till Crush stops knocking.

So you just stand there looking at your shit, wondering how one human being can drop this type of monster

Suddenly, you just hear the sound of water entering the tank. You flush the toilet, and everything goes, once.

You now leave the toilet like a boss, but everybody in the office is looking at you like,

But you give them back,

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Now tell us, what is your worst toilet experience?

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