Why did the chicken cross the road?
To form an alliance across the Niger
To join fellow chickens in a spree of cake
To become prominent-maybe, maybe not
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To campaign for vegetarian democracy, I guess
But chickens want to be rich and famous
Chickens want to preach
Chickens are brothers, sisters
Full of colour and prejudice
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To further its show-biz on a reality road show
you should ask the writer of the road
Chickens want libertine liberation
Chickens want social media pages, selfies-
Chickens want to tweet at followers’ beck
Chickens want endorsements and awards
Want to crackle in British and American panache
Chickens need to read
Contemplate
Chickens need to unite
And there will be no need to ask the question
Or to make chicken soup.
Femi Morgan is a curator, writer and wizard. His first poetry collection 'Renegade' is available on Okada Books. This poem was first published by sankofamag at its manuscript stage.
UPDATE
This post has been corrected and re-edited. Renegade is out and the e-copy copy is available on Okadabooks. The printed version will be out later in the year.