1. When your mum told you to bring the frozen pepper out of the freezer and you forgot.

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2. When your parents force you to talk to someone on the phone.

3. When youre unemployed, theyll be like "your own is just to eat, work you cannor find".

4. And even when youre employed, theyll be like,

5. Nigerian parents and invading your privacy are like this,

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6. When youre out late, your parents be like

7. When you tell your parent youre an adult and would want to be treated as one

8. But when they want you to pay for cable and fuel, you turn to an adult

9. Every argument must end with "As long as youre still under my roof"

10. Then next thing theyll start saying, "when will you marry?"

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11. One day you decide you want to move out

12. Then you remember you have to start paying NEPA bill, security fee, rent, buying food. On your own.

13. You want to give up on their wahala, but you remember they also deal with a lot in this country. So you just learn to accept them as they are

14. But even when you tell them you love them, theyll be like,