Imagine you're just sleeping one morning and text message wakes you up saying;

You start to think of all the advice your mother gave you.

You think of the last time you had sex with the girl that just texted you.

So I finally summoned courage to go for the HIV test.

Next thing, you check your phone, and the girl that texted you in the morning has texted again:

"Nevermind the first text. It's nothing serious. I just have a toilet infection."