The President vs his wife, the Pulse remix

Fuad Lawal 18:55 - 14 October 2016

The President and his wife decided to be dramatic, so we joined in on the banter.

Aisha Buhari took shots at her husband, President Muhammadu Buhari in public. But his clap back was even more fire. But we sef decided to join the drama.

Everybody knows Aisha Buhari and her husband, President Muhammadu Buhari are like Bae and Baello.

But lately, Aisha has been wondering what is wrong with her husband. She said she doesn't know most of the people her husband appointed, and neither does he.

She said: “The president does not know 45 out of 50, for example, of the people he appointed and I don’t know them either, despite being his wife of 27 years.”

And everybody was just like,

And Buhari was like,

Next thing, Buhari just called his guy Mamman Daura to come through for him.

And Mamman Daura was just like,

And you know Buhari now, whenever he wants to say important things, he always says it from The Abroad. So he waited till he got to Germany. As usual, Oyinbo Press asked him about his wife's comments and he was like,

"I dont know exactly what party my wife belongs to."

"Actually she belongs in the kitchen..."

"...The living room, and the other rooms in the house."

And Aisha was just like,

But Buhari was like,

And then Aisha hit him with that major comeback,

And all of us are just like,

And Buhari was just there like,

But we all know in the end, two of them will still settle this matter like every Bae and Baello would.

And they'll live happily ever after, 2019 and beyond.

P.S: This is just pure bants. But if you work with the DSS, this is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, events and incidents are either the products of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.