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12 hilarious things that could go wrong when you use an ATM
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A woman takes Nigerian Naira from a bank's automated teller machine (ATM) in Ikeja district in the commercial capital Lagos November 12, 2014.
The Nigerian ATM is not your best friend.
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1. When you spend 1 hour on the line and the money finishes when its your turn.
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Hay God!
2. Or the machine says "Transaction Complete" but it didnt bring out your money.
Kuku kill me!
3. Or when someone puts gun on your head and tells you to start withdrawing
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Excuse me sir, just give me small lemme use for transport fare.
4. That time you were stranded and the machine swallows your card at 11pm.
Ah, so I'm going to sleep under the bridge like this!
5. When someone goes to the ATM before you and spends like 10 minutes there
Abi you didn't play with toy when you were small?
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6. Or when someone comes from nowhere and enters your front on the line.
Is dah how you used to do?
7. Then as they try to withdraw, the ATM swallows their card.
Ntoin!
8. Youve gotten home and your bank is sending debit alerts.
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Muzzbe bank error. Muzzbe.
9. Then you remember that you forgot your card at the machine.
Who did I offend please?
10. That time you were so broke and you had only 900 naira in your account.
Izza hard life.
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11. So you beg someone to send you 100 naira so you can withdraw 1000 naira.
12. How everyone looks at you when you dress well and withdraw only 500 naira.
What's the worst thing that has happened to you at the ATM? Share with us!
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