1. When you go to the bar and start forming friendship with the barman, so you can collect free beer.
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2. The Bar madam finally brings beer for you and it's not cold
3. How you feel before drinking the beer,
4. When you finish and your eyes are dirty
5. Every time you go to sleep, you wake up in another country.
6. This is you when you get to Owambe
7. When the waiters bring you food
8. Then you hear they are serving beer at the other side of the party.
9. This is you after drinking all the beer.
10. When your friends ask you if you're drunk
11. When your friends start telling you all the things you did when you were drunk and you're like
12. When you watch videos of yourself from when you were drunk
13. When a stranger is looking at you somehow and you start wondering if they've seen you drunk before
14. You promising yourself you'll never get drunk again.
15. Then your phone just rings, your boys are telling you it's time for brew
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