1. Movie Ticket
CASHIER: This is the 5th movie ticket you've bought tonight Sir Why?..
AKPOS: Yes, that Idiot at the entrance keeps tearing it.
2. Long Sentence
Teacher: Make a Sentence with Big
Akpos: The Ram Is Big
Teacher: Make it longer
Akpos: The Ram is big ooooooo
3. Ugly Girl
Two Girls were sitting at a club. One was ugly and the other one was beautiful. Akpos walked straight to the ugly girl.
Akpos: Hello!
Ugly girl: Hi!!
Akpos: Wanna dance?
Ugly Girl: Yes (excited)
Akpos: OK, Go and dance, I wanna talk to your friend.
4. Social media addiction
Akpos: I Have Facebook, Twitter, Google Plus, Yahoo, Tumblr, Snap Chat, Instagram, Skype and KIK.
Friend: Dude, do you have a life?
Akpos: OMG! No! Send me the link
5. 10 Chocolates
Teacher: If u have 10 chocolate cakes & someone asks for 2, how many would you have left?
Akpos: 10, because I won’t give.
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