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T.B Joshua's prophecy might have been right, let us explain

I mean, everyone deserves a chance right?
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T.B. Joshua is the Internets favourite preacher to drag, and they have reasons. Hes a serial prophesier whose prophesies get seen after it the event has happened. Hes a Celebrity Exorcist, among other things.

He prophesied that Trump would lose the election. He was wrong.

And so now, he is at the mercy of endless internet memes, and today, as part of community service, we're coming to the defence of the defenceless.

Amen?

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First, what exactly did TB Joshua say?

“By the way, in order not to keep you in suspense, what I frankly saw is a woman.” But Trump won. A man.

But you know when some people are praying, they always look down. Like TB Joshua. So what if the Spirit of the Lord descended on Joshua when he was looking down.

So as he raised his head, the first thing he saw was skirt.

You know, but as a man of God, instead of him to look up and see other sinful things, he just lowered his head again in prayer.

Like, it's not so impossible. Donald Trump has a business in Scotland, and Scotsmen are famous for their kilts, or skirts if you like simple English.

I mean, look at this.

Or maybe he thought he was seeing Hillary Clinton in his vision but he was actually seeing Donald.

Or maybee...?

Okay, we give up.

None of this makes sense. We've tried to find an excuse for uncle Joshua, but we can't find any. Especially since he deleted his Clinton Prophecy post on Facebook.

This photo currently describes us searching for a statement from TB Joshua to clarify this matter.

We wonder how long we'll have to wait.

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