This father outsmarts his intelligent daughter, boyfriend using book titles
A girl was with her father when she saw her boyfriend coming. The following conversation ensues.
GIRL: Have you come to collect your book titled "DADDY IS AT HOME?" by Ngozi Okafor?
BOY: No, I want that your hymns book called "WHERE SHOULD I WAIT FOR YOU?"
GIRL: I don't have that one but maybe you should take the other one titled "UNDER THE MANGO TREE" by Chimamanda Adichie.
BOY: Fine, but don't forget to bring "I WILL CALL YOU IN 5 MINUTES" while coming to school.
GIRL: I will also bring you a new one too titled "I WON'T LET YOU DOWN" by Chinua Achebe.
Then;
DAD: Those books are too many, will he read them all?
GIRL: Yes dad, he is very smart and intelligent
DAD: Okay don't forget to give him the one on the table titled "I AM NOT STUPID, I UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING YOU'VE BEEN SAYING" by Shakespeare! And also the one on the dining table titled "IF YOU GET PREGNANT PREPARE TO GET MARRIED" by Wole Soyinka