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This father outsmarts his intelligent daughter, boyfriend using book titles

Father and daughter.
Father and daughter.
Parents can be all obsolete and out of touch, but the last thing you would want to outsmart a smart father with is books.
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A girl was with her father when she saw her boyfriend coming. The following conversation ensues.

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GIRL: Have you come to collect your book titled "DADDY IS AT HOME?" by Ngozi Okafor?

BOY: No, I want that your hymns book called "WHERE SHOULD I WAIT FOR YOU?"

GIRL: I don't have that one but maybe you should take the other one titled "UNDER THE MANGO TREE" by Chimamanda Adichie.

BOY: Fine, but don't forget to bring "I WILL CALL YOU IN 5 MINUTES" while coming to school.

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GIRL: I will also bring you a new one too titled "I WON'T LET YOU DOWN" by Chinua Achebe.

Then;

DAD: Those books are too many, will he read them all?

GIRL: Yes dad, he is very smart and intelligent

DAD: Okay don't forget to give him the one on the table titled "I AM NOT STUPID, I UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING YOU'VE BEEN SAYING" by Shakespeare! And also the one on the dining table titled "IF YOU GET PREGNANT PREPARE TO GET MARRIED" by Wole Soyinka

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