Serve Your Mom Grapefruit Suncrush Ale and She Might Actually Think You’re A Good Son
Mom deserves better than yet another too-light-on-the-bottom-shelf-vodka mimosa from whatever packed-as-all-hell brunch spot you take her to every year.
This is the woman who birthed you, dammit, the woman who put up with so much (SO MUCH) when you were growing up. She slept by your crib that time you had a gunky eye, a 105F fever, and a double ear infection. She sat through every single inning of your grueling tee-ball games, praying-just praying-for the Mercy Rule to be called into effect, but cheering you on at your every at bat nonetheless. And she stayed up for you all those nights in high school when you broke curfew because you said were at a diner and lost track of time, even though she knew you were probably smoking doobies with Jessica and Jennifer in Carls pickup truck (again).
This Mother's Day, treat her to a Grapefruit Suncrush. If she, by chance, doesnt like beer, tell her that this is a lower-calorie, lower-carbohydrate sparkling ale, as the brewers do.
Grapefruit Suncrush pours like a rosy cheek. It smells like fresh laundry and tulip gardens. And it tastes a lot like a meaningful apology-refreshing, honest, and with just a hint of sweetness.
Pairs Well With: Mom, mums, Eggs Benedict, guilt, a gift and a card you may or may not have just purchased yesterday