Woman claims she was raped, impregnated by a pig

In today's wacky and totally unbelievable news, a woman has claimed she was raped, and impregnated by a pig.

Angie Houston said that the 400lb pig named Pete jumped on her and raped her after she came home from a  round of miniature golf.

“People think I’m crazy and need mental help because of my story. They ask how’d the pig get my panties off to mount me?  I wasn’t wearing any panties is how! This pig been hot for me for years. Constantly sniffing at my genitals. He’s tried to rape me a hundred times. This is just the first time he successfully got inside me" claims Houston.

Surprisingly her parents believe her tale.

“Angie knows she can’t have sex until she’s married and she promises she hasn't. Pete’s always been an ornery pig, so it’s not surprising he raped our daughter. After this incident, I butchered Pete out.  The bacon I made him into is helping feed Angela and her baby; after all, she’s eating for two now and needs a lot of extra meat" said her father Don Houston.

Not surprisingly Angie Houston has refused to go to the hospital to get a scan. She says she wants to be surprised when she sees her pig baby.