How to receive food and souvenirs at a Yoruba party without wearing Aso-ebi

It is a common belief that if you want to receive souvenirs and food at any party, you must be wearing their Aso ebi, which explains the popular yoruba adage “O’wo ankara, O je semo” (You are not wearing ankara, you will not eat semo). This is because the “aso ebi” is what distinguishes you as a qualified guest at the party, any other outfit would sell you out as an intruder. Meanwhile, the expensive price of the Asoebi is probably competing with your house rent fee, so you have the option of either buying aso ebi for jollof or taking the bold step to relocate under the bridge in Lagos.

Therefore , here are a few hacks that can save you some food, drinks, and souvenirs when you attend a Lagos party without wearing Aso-ebi;

Dress like a pastor or an Imam: Nigerians don't joke with their religious leaders. Once they set their eyes on you, they will start to pamper you, and in return you will pray for them. Before you know it, two drumsticks of chicken, and a bowl of jollof rice are sitting on a large plate in front of you. The disadvantage is that you will be unable to consume alcohol because if you try it, you may land yourself in a place that you will not like.
Sit on the high table: once you enter into the party venue, go straight to sit on the high table but make sure that you do not forget your confidence at home. Because if you do, the bouncers will throw you out through the window. Sitting on the high table means you are entitled to the best things at the party. But if you do not find an extra chair, standby as a protocol officer to one of the honorable guests. It's a part of the strategy too.
Claim a title: Inform the caterer, and the souvenir women that you are the bride or Groom’s mother younger sister. Just claim a heavy title. As long as it will command respect. Scratch that. Respect is not important at this point, food is more important.

If the following hacks do not work for you, then go and wash your head in river niger.