1. What are we using to wash your degree now?

2. So what next after school now?

3. You know you’re no longer a child right?

4. Do you even still remember what you learned in school?

5. Are you going to find a job with that course that you studied?

6. You already know what you want to do with your life right?

7. You know you have to start applying for jobs before NYSC starts abi?

8. Hope you know there are no jobs?

9. Have you ever considered entrepreneurship?

10. So you have money you’ve been saving right?

11. All your mates that are getting jobs, do they have two heads?

12. When are you starting your Masters?

13. Where do you see yourself in five years?

14. When will you marry?

Wait, so after everything, it's marriage that's important now ba?