Chris Pratt's Pig Erotica Deserves Your Attention

If you're one of the 26.7 million people who follow Chris Pratt on Instagram, there's a good chance you came across a titillating caption on Thursday morning: "She moaned, eyes rolled back, caught in the vulnerable throws of ecstasy, longings met, tastebuds burning the finite moment in which she wanted not." Getting this far into the post, you'd be forgiven for thinking you'd accidentally followed an E.L. James fan account.

But, no, this wasn't the author of the bestselling Fifty Shades of Gray series. It was Pratt, dutifully describing a photo of a farm animal eating a piece of fruit. "If only we could love life the way this pig loves apples," he wrote.

Pratt's followers aren't exactly sure what to make of the post. The current top comment on the post is "hey mr.pratt quick question um what the fuck," while another commenter asked, "is this your way of telling us you're reading adult books as a hobby".

Beyond voicing a character in Pixar's Onward next year, Pratt seems to have something of an open schedule. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 is on hold until director James Gunn completes his work on The Suicide Squad, and his next projecta thriller called Ghost Draftis still in pre-production and with no announced release date. Could Pratt be planning a new career in adult pig erotica?

This isn't the first time Pratt has lovingly posted about animals. In April, he posted a tribute to a different pet pig that had recently passed away, making sure to note that it had "the biggest nuts of any mammal Id ever seen in person."

We'd venture a guess that the pig erotica market is virtually untapped. However, Pratt seems dutifully prepared to become its first superstar author should he desire to publish more swine smut.

View this post on Instagram She moaned, eyes rolled back, caught in the vulnerable throws of ecstasy, longings met, tastebuds burning the finite moment in which she wanted not. If only we could love life the way this pig loves apples. #farmlife #stillwater #StillwaterRanch A post shared by chris pratt (@prattprattpratt) on Sep 5, 2019 at 5:18am PDT