I ate spaghetti that had weed inside, and my spirit left my body

fuad lawal

October 25, 2016 2:20 PM

This is the hilarious story of one of our readers' first weed experience.

Someone shared a hilarious story of his first weed experience, and this is how it went down.

I was in SS1 and my dad sent me on an errand to my uncle's house. One kind of rubbish hunger started disturbing me on my way there, and as I got to my uncle's house, I saw signs and wonders.

Right there in the living room, was a big bowl of Jollof Spaghetti, with plenty fish, with my cousins sitting round it. This is the day that the Lord has made.

The way I was eating the food, you'll think someone put gun on my head to eat fast. I saw some tiny leaves everywhere in the food and I was like "oh, must be Dried Thyme or spice".

That's how I ate and ate as if I'm at an Owambe and there's no food at home. I even finished and went to drink coke. Next thing, I started feeling sleepy. But this sleep was not normal sleep.

I started hearing people calling my name to come and play ball. And I knew. I knew straight away that spirits were calling me.

So I went to meet my uncle to tell him about the spirits. And he was just looking at me like,

He was like "Mr Man your friends are calling you to come and play ball outside." But you see ehn, all the things he was saying were for himself o. My father is a pastor so I just decided that it was only him that would cast the demons out of me. But all my cousins were looking like,

That's how my uncle finally told me what happened. "Young man, the spaghetti you ate has weed inside." And I was like,

And all this while, I was already thinking I was strong, forming hard guy. Anywhere, as they say look before you leap, then, then you must ask before you eat, because you might be thinking it's normal food.

But it really is spirit food.

fuad lawal