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5 hygienic practices Nigerian men should take more seriously

Bayo, why are you wearing your boxers for a whole week?

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This one is for the Nigerian brothers who need a reminder of what the basic rules of hygiene are.

Welcome to Grooming 101 class by Pulse, guys. Here are 5 hygienic things you absolutely need to take more seriously.

1. Shave your armpits

There is a type of musky that is sexy, but I assure you, Nnamdi, that it’s not the smell from your unshaved armpits. If you want to smell musky for your babe, there are deodorants, roll-ons and perfumes you can use to achieve that.

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Please shave your armpits regularly, guys. There is no Balon D’Odor award anywhere for the person with the most pungent smell.

2. Shave down there

I’ve once heard a babe say Nigerian men that shave are as rare as Nigerian men that don’t lie or cheat. Actually, that analogy is a little flawed because Nigerian men don’t lie or cheat. But you get the point she was trying to shame you with. And I hope that shame will push you to act.

Mind you, no matter how long it is, you can never use it for Ghana weaving. So why the hell are you growing it that long? If your babe likes a little hair there - some of them actually do - then get a pair of scissors or something and trim it close regularly!

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While we’re on that topic, guys, let's go to the next one.

3. Wash your balls

Try to wash your ball sac, abeg. Wash it with sponge, soap and water; otherwise, it gets sweaty, sticky and smelly. You’re only going to be killing your babes with a musty smell if you don’t.

4. Change your underwear daily

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Bayo, why are you wearing your boxers for one whole week? Why, Bayo?!

And since we're here, we might as well remind you to please clean up nicely after doing number 2. We heard some of you like leaving skid marks on your underwear. Ewww.

And can you just imagine this as well?

5. Shower after gym time

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Abass, you sef think am: does it make any sense to let the sweat from pumping all those iron bars dry on your body?

So what the hell are you doing not bathing right after working out, bruh?

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