It's about time that astrology and fast food collided.
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Hilarious Twitter thread that pairs fast food chains with zodiac signs is going viral
It's about time that astrology and fast food collided.
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Twitter user venuschain took to the platform to share some much-needed truths about the connection between astrology and fast food.
From Burger King to Panda Express, he theorizes, every chain has its corresponding sign — for better or for worse.
For example, Sonic is Aries:
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Panda Express is Taurus:
McDonalds is obviously a Gemini:
Chick-fil-A is Cancer:
Chipotle is Leo:
Burger King is Virgo, in a particularly harsh estimation of those born between August 22 and September 22:
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We're censoring the tweet here, but it says that Burger King is "always on some weird s---, but still trying, unpopular, sits in the back of the class drawing anime."
Wendys is Libra:
In-n-Out is Sagittarius:
Taco Bell is Aquarius:
Censoring this one, due to an overly-accurate take (also, profanity). Taco Bell is "Aquarius, always trying to be innovative, sometimes good sometimes bad, might f--- you over."
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And, finally, Subway is Pisces:
Hats off to venuschain for illuminating these truths of the universe.
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