Pulse readers think the Saviour is best a Chelsea player

A poll last week in the UK, carried out in form of a questionnaire answered by kids returned with an amazing result that the kids thought Jesus Christ to be a Chelsea player.

Follow up test question for Nigerians on the topic that if indeed Jesus played football and he played for one of the top EPL clubs, which he would file out for.

Out of four options of Arsenal, Chelsea, Manchester City and Manchester City, Pulse Readers selected the Jose Mourinho’s side as the best option for the Saviour.

Chelsea polled 42%, followed closely by Louis Van Gaal’s Manchester United at 33%; Arsenal is preferred ahead of Manchester City with 19% against Manuel Pellegrini’s Sky Blues on 7%.

If these results were to translate into reality, Mourinho, who proudly sells self as the special one and wants to always be in charge surely would not want the ‘supreme one’ who he very well would be powerless on.

Man Utd coming second would be the greatest impossibility, as Red Devils would not want the light in their midst; save they are calling for total cleansing sand redemption, plus if they would have a change of name to ‘White Angels’

Arsenal would be the surest bet for Jesus Christ; taking into cognisance Arsene Wenger’s philosophy of endurance, perseverance and hard-work, which are not far from those of the saviour.

As the result polled, aggressive and result at all cost City would hardly be a fine place for the patient and righteous Jesus Christ.

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