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Quiz: Can we guess when you will have your first child?

Take this quiz to know when you'll be due for a bundle of Duduke.

Cute baby
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Let's drag kids. Pick your favourite line.

Adorable demons
Unavoidable noisemakers
Entitled little brats
Unemployed money guzzlers

One trait you'd love to see in your first child?

Music-inclined
Sports lover
Wiser than his/her age
Book smart

When do you want to marry?

I'm already married
2020
2021 or 2022
After 2022

How do you sleep?

Fully clothed
Naked
With only panties/briefs
Depends

What's your relationship with sex?

Intense love
Indifference
"It's overhyped"
'I really couldn't be bothered'

Pick one baby

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Your score: You have a kid already!
Congratulations on your bundle of Joy!
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Your score: Before 30!
Your aim is to be twinning with him/her in the nearest future. When people see a photo of you with your child, you want them to be wondering if you're really a parent or a sibling.
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Your score: After 30!
You're not ready to be responsible like that. All of your aspiration now is to make money and chop life. And what Mercy said.
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Your score: You're not sure you even want kids
And that's just fine. We see you and we're with you.
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