Quiz: How high is your sex drive?

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Are you an insatiable freak or indifferent participant? This quiz is the breeze that will blow things open. Get in.

You, first of all, rate yourself

0-25% [Ground level stuff]
26-50% [Just there]
51-75% [Normal humans]
76-100% [Set awon spanish fly]

Ok. Now tell us how often sex should be ideally

Once or twice a week is OK.
3-5 times weekly.
Daily, abeg.
Whenever it is available.

Pick a smoothie

Banana and pineapple
Tigernut, dates and coconut
Banana, peanut butter and cocoa powder
Orange and strawberry

Which inappropriate thought is likely to cross your mind when you're eyeing a potential partner?

Gauge the kissablility of their lips
Check out their hands/fingers
Imagine their cum face
'Is he big enough?
'Can that booty clap?'
'What that tongue do?'

How would you fare in a test for freakiness?

100% --- peak freak!
70-99% --- oshey, freaky freaky!
41-69% --- you're doing well!
0-40% --- well, all freaks matter.

Describe your libido with one colour

Yellow
Blue
Red
Black

Select one male artiste

Chris Brown
Tyga
Drake
The Weeknd

Select one female artiste

Cardi B
Nicki Minaj
Rihanna
Beyonce

At which of these locations have you had wild, inappropriate thoughts?

Classroom
Church
Mosque
Office
All of the above
None of the above

What do you use your sex playlist for?

For sex na
When I'm doing laundry
When I'm working
When I'm about to sleep
"Wait, which one is sex playlist again?"
Your score: 12%
You've not had sex for over one month at the time of taking this quiz. You're the type to respond with "gbogbo eleyi o necestri" when you hear or see people raving about sex. You can argue all you want, we both know it's true.
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Your score: 55%
You're just there - not overly excited about getting it, not so bothered about not getting it. You've had sex like once or twice in the two weeks an that's more than enough for you.
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Your score: 77%
Bad. Baddo. Baddest! You're a sure gold medallist in libido-lympics. You have hookups arranged for days and if one fails, substitutes full bench. You have sex 2-4 times weekly or you're die.
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Your score: 100%
Champion of The Libido Grand Prix! Your sex drive is on 216kmp/h. You're probably taking this test with one hand, while the other is doing unprintable things to somebody's child. We have no option but to stan.
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