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Quiz: How high is your sex drive over 100?

Ayoola Adetayo

November 27, 2020 6:05 PM

Are you an insatiable freak or indifferent participant?

How high is your sex drive

You, first of all, rate yourself

0-25% [Ground level stuff]

26-50% [Just there]

51-75% [Normal humans]

76-100% [Set awon spanish fly]

Ok. Now tell us how often sex should be ideally

Once or twice a week is OK.

3-5 times weekly.

Daily, abeg.

Whenever it is available.

Pick a smoothie

Banana and pineapple

Tigernut, dates and coconut

Banana, peanut butter and cocoa powder

Orange and strawberry

Which inappropriate thought is likely to cross your mind when you're eyeing a potential partner?

Gauge the kissablility of their lips

Check out their hands/fingers

Imagine their cum face

'Is he big enough?

'Can that booty clap?'

'What that tongue do?'

How would you fare in a test for freakiness?

100% --- peak freak!

70-99% --- oshey, freaky freaky!

41-69% --- you're doing well!

0-40% --- well, all freaks matter.

Describe your libido with one colour

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Yellow

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Blue

Photo: Home pages

Red

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Black

Select one male artiste

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Chris Brown

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Tyga

Drake

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The Weeknd

Select one female artiste

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Cardi B

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Nicki Minaj

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Rihanna

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Beyonce

At which of these locations have you had wild, inappropriate thoughts?

Classroom

Church

Mosque

Office

All of the above

None of the above

What do you use your sex playlist for?

For sex na

When I'm doing laundry

When I'm working

When I'm about to sleep

"Wait, which one is sex playlist again?"

Your score: 12%

You've not had sex for over one month at the time of taking this quiz. You're the type to respond with "gbogbo eleyi o necestri" when you hear or see people raving about sex. You can argue all you want, we both know it's true.

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Your score: 55%

You're just there - not overly excited about getting it, not so bothered about not getting it. You've had sex like once or twice in the two weeks an that's more than enough for you.

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Your score: 77%

Bad. Baddo. Baddest! You're a sure gold medallist in libido-lympics. You have hookups arranged for days and if one fails, substitutes full bench. You have sex 2-4 times weekly or you're die.

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Your score: 100%

Champion of The Libido Grand Prix! Your sex drive is on 216kmp/h. You're probably taking this test with one hand, while the other is doing unprintable things to somebody's child. We have no option but to stan.

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